Tuesday, 29 March 2016

What Your Breakfast Says About You

What does your breakfast say about you? 
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, or so it is said. 


.Hardcore. You don't follow trends. You stick to your guns. What even is a smoothie? Load on the sweet ketchup and pile up the crispy toast.


You either love it or you hate it. You probably hated it before you loved it. Break down the barrier and break the stigma. You are versatile, like your breakfasts, and cope well even with the mushiest of bananas. Add syrup, always.

Green juice

Very 2015. If you're still on the juices, you clearly missed Vogue's article on smoothies being the new breakfast champion. You're brave and probably followed breakfast with a ginger shot. You're horoscope s looking strong and compelling.


Eating 5 almonds signifies that you've watched The Devil Wears Prada way too many times and most likely wrote 'Emily Charlton' on the What-Do-You-Want-To-Be-When-You-Grow-Up worksheet in nursery. 


Netflix served as a valuable companion last night, until 3 am. You woke up an hour late and were completely reliant on caffeine. 


You're a creative individual with too much time on your hands. Your Instagram feed is impeccable and scattered with photos of your lovingly crafted culinary delights. Why hide a diamond when it took so long to polish? Yeah, exactly.


Does your day have any restraints? You are a life rebel. Pasta for breakfast? Yes please. Roast dinner for breakfast? Even better.


You woke up with too little time to think about a healthy breakfast but too much time to settle only for coffee. Cake it is. 

Chocolate smoothie

You like to comfort yourself by feeling healthy with a smoothie but are not quite ready to commit to the spinach. Peanut butter, cocoa, milky goodness - join me at the tastebuds party. Who said breakfast can't be fun?

I'm pretty sure no one ever said breakfast can't be fun, actually. 

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