Sunday, 5 April 2015

Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER (can I include some Easter related emojis? Are there even any decent Easter emojis? Other than the bunny? The bunny doesn't count.)

I may or may not have found out I was pregnant today. I am actually about 2 months pregnant already. The father is chocolate. Like from the Easter egg family. I plan to go on some sort of a juice/smoothie cleanse/no snacks/go to the gym as much as possible but actually probably only manage half an hour on one day for £10. So I have like 3 months to get rid of the food baby and believe me when I say you can expect a second Karlie Kloss by the middle of June. Kind of. Maybe not as blonde. Or tall. Or Karlie-ish.