Brightest Bomber Jacket

"I'm not so sure about that bright yellow cropped bomber jacket from 2007"

I'm back after another definitely avoidable hiatus. I don't know what I've been doing but there is a huge pile of clothes on my carpet that may or may not be later packed into the suitcase on my mom's bed. It also seems to bee only yesterday that I began watching Pretty Little Liars on Netflix and it seems to be finished. (6 and a half seasons in 26 days is nothing to be ashamed of. I think.)

So, firstly this jacket looks weirdly great. I don't know how, but it just does. Kind of like those runway models wearing unimaginable clothing that looks straight pulled out of a sci-fi film - and somehow you still admire the whole outfit and hope that one day you could wear it. 

That's the vibe I had going on here with this outfit. The whole sci-fi, ultra modern, bright colour in-your-face kind of thing was never really my kind of idea of a fabulous outfit - yet after hours of very wise Pinterest scrolling - I'm really down with the whole trend.

I love how the jacket adds a pop of colour. It's actually way too small on the arms but why would that make a difference if I look like an actual real-life sunflower. My thoughts exactly. 

This is the kind of jacket one appreciates on days when you have the crazy idea of wearing a crop top to an italian restaurant. It gives so much extra room and the fantastic poofiness allows you room to eat that extra slice of garlic bread. This also happens to be the best jacket for combatting Britain's ridiculous weather disorder. It is waterproof and thin/thick enough. 

So if you're really into looking like a bumblebee who lost it's stripes, or a slightly mushy lemon - call me. The jacket and I may be able to sort something out.